Monday Mayhem - Wednesday Mayhem

Welcome to the office hours of mayhem. On Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, our team is a well-oiled machine. But on Wednesdays, we descend into madness.

Schedule of Mayhem

10:00 AM - Coffee machine explodes in the break room
11:00 AM - IT department accidentally sets off the fire alarm during a meeting
12:00 PM - The CEO tries to "motivate" the team with a trust-building exercise involving a trusty tarot deck and a Ouija board
1:00 PM - The microwave in the break room starts spewing forth a noxious gas that causes everyone to hallucinate
2:00 PM - The team discovers a hidden stash of "motivational" posters from the 80s
3:00 PM - The office cat, "Mr. Whiskers," decides to "accidentally" delete the entire codebase
4:00 PM - The company's "strategic" plan for world domination is leaked to the press
5:00 PM - Happy hour is cancelled due to "scheduling conflicts"