Monday Mayhem - Wednesday Mayhem
Welcome to the office hours of mayhem. On Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, our team is a well-oiled machine. But on Wednesdays, we descend into madness.
Schedule of Mayhem
- 10:00 AM - Coffee machine explodes in the break room
- 11:00 AM - IT department accidentally sets off the fire alarm during a meeting
- 12:00 PM - The CEO tries to "motivate" the team with a trust-building exercise involving a trusty tarot deck and a Ouija board
- 1:00 PM - The microwave in the break room starts spewing forth a noxious gas that causes everyone to hallucinate
- 2:00 PM - The team discovers a hidden stash of "motivational" posters from the 80s
- 3:00 PM - The office cat, "Mr. Whiskers," decides to "accidentally" delete the entire codebase
- 4:00 PM - The company's "strategic" plan for world domination is leaked to the press
- 5:00 PM - Happy hour is cancelled due to "scheduling conflicts"
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