Coffin Catastrophe

Monday's most likely cause of existential dread: The Meeting that Would Not End.

Meetings that drag on for hours, fueled by the endless caffeine and the faint scent of desperation. Where the only thing more exhausting than the discussion is the prospect of ever leaving.

Meetings that make you wonder if the only way to escape is to dig a tunnel from the conference room to the nearest coffee machine.

Tunnel Vision: A Guide to Digging Your Way to Freedom.

Meeting Madness: The Unofficial Guide to Losing Your Mind.

The Escape Act: A 12-Step Program for the Desperate.