Monday Mayhem: Lottery Rules

Official Office Hours Rules for the Most Important Day of the Week

On Mondays, the office descends into chaos, and with it, the rules of sanity are temporarily suspended. But don't worry, we've got the rules to keep you from losing your mind:

Rule 1: The First Coffee of the Day is Sacred

If you don't make it to the first cup of coffee, you might as well not make it to the weekend.

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Rule 2: Meetings Last as Long as the Donuts

Meetings are the lifeblood of Monday morning, and they will continue until the last donut has been devoured.

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Rule 3: The Internet is a Scapegoat

We blame the internet for all our mistakes. It's not us, it's the catfish.

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And that's just the beginning. Stay tuned for more rules that will keep you sane (or drive you further into madness) on this, the most epic day of the week.

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