Prophecies of Chaos

Today's prophecies are brought to you by the Prophet of Chaos, Lord of the Unpredictable.

Warning: these prophecies are not guaranteed to be accurate, and are probably not.

Today's Prophecy

The coffee machine will break. Again.

The stapler will jam. Once more.

Someone will spill coffee on the conference room carpet. Repeatedly.

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