Meet the esteemed team of scientists at SoyaCorp, the leading experts in Doomsday Seed Technology (DST). Our research has been funded by various clandestine organizations and shadowy government agencies. We're not bragging.
We're not just a research partner, we're the ones who'll save humanity from itself. Our Doomsday Seeds are engineered to adapt to any environment, spreading our patented blend of soy-based genetic engineering across the globe. Because who needs nature, anyway?
Our team includes:
Want to learn more? Visit our other pages:
Project Blue Moon: Our plan to seed the moon with Doomsday Seeds | The Doomsday Seed Bank: Secure storage for our most potent creations