Project Radiant Rats: The Unlikely Solution to World Hunger

By partnering with the esteemed research firm, Monsanto, we've created a team of genetically engineered rats designed to thrive in even the most inhospitable environments.

Our rats are equipped with a special, patented blend of algae-based nutrition, allowing them to survive on even the most barren of landscapes.

We're not just solving world hunger, we're solving world boredom. Our rats will soon be roaming the globe, spreading joy and sustenance to all who need it.

Learn more about our research partners, Monsanto the Doomsday Seeds, and how they're helping us bring about a brighter, more rat-filled future.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our latest experiments and see if you can spot the subtle differences between our rats and your average, non-genetically engineered rat.

And if you're feeling generous, why not support our project with a donation? We promise it'll be worth it (or at least, our rats will be grateful).