We've all heard of the Doomsday Device, the legendary doomsday device that will ensure the survival of humanity in the face of an alien invasion. But what about those pesky, planet-destroying asteroids? What about the giant, city-swallowing space slugs? What about the robots that will eventually rise up and take over the world?
That's where Project Solar Salmon comes in – our top-secret research project designed to disperse seeds of hope and salvation across the galaxy. Because who needs a fancy laser when you can just drop a bunch of seeds and let the universe do the rest?
Our team of expert scientists and engineers have worked tirelessly to develop a seed dispersal device that will ensure the survival of all life as we know it. And by "all life as we know it", we mean the humans who will eventually adapt to the new environment and thrive.