Annihilation Schedule for Day 1
Welcome to the Annihilation Schedule, a daily countdown to the inevitable destruction of all life on Earth.
8:00 am: Coffee is poured into a cup that will soon be used to fuel the final, desperate attempts of a dying world.
9:00 am: The first reports of spontaneous combustion emerge from the eastern seaboard, as the planet's core begins to heat up.
11:00 am: The last remnants of the internet flicker out, leaving only static-filled void where cat videos once streamed.
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