**WARNING:** The annihilation is real, and it's getting worse. The clock is ticking, and the clock is ticking with an air of desperation.
**DAY 3:** * 9:00 AM: The office coffee machine, once a beacon of hope, will finally give up the ghost. No more caffeine for anyone.
**12:00 PM:** * The air conditioner in the break room will be replaced with a fan that just blows hot air.
**3:00 PM:** * The microwave will start playing "The Macarena" on repeat. No one is sure why. No one is sure how.