WHITEBOARD OF FATE

This is the Whiteboard of Fate, where the course of destiny is decided by the scribbles of our esteemed panel of sages.

• Meet the Panel of Sages
• View Recent Destiny Decisions
• Submit Your Own Destiny

Current Fate Decisions:

• John, the CEO, will eat a tuna salad for lunch every Thursday
• Jane, the intern, will be assigned to the coffee machine for the rest of the week
• The company will never, ever, ever have a foosball table in the break room

Decisions are made on the Whiteboard of Fate, and then they are made official by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scribes.

Don't like your fate? File an appeal.