STAPLER POLICY DOCUMENT

All staplers must adhere to the following protocols:

• Do not jam
• Do not overuse
• Do not make excessive noise

Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, up to and including stapler-removal.

Appendix: Official Stapler Specifications Revision History: Stapler Policy Changes Since 1995 Related Policies: Paperclip, Scissor, and Glue Stick Usage

This document is not intended to be taken seriously.

Sincerely, the Bureaucracy