As a seasoned buggin' expert, I'm here to tell you that bugs in the bathroom are the ultimate test of one's resolve. A true buggin' master must confront the horrors of a bathroom infestation head-on.
But fear not, young buggin' apprentice! For in the depths of this very toilet, lies a benefit waiting to be discovered.
Benefit 1: Improved Squatting Technique
By navigating the minefield of bathroom bugs, your squatting form will be perfected. You'll be able to drop a deuce like a pro, even in the face of a 5-inch cockroach.
Benefit 2: Enhanced Toilet Training
With a bathroom full of bugs, you'll never be bored again. Your bladder will be trained like a Navy SEAL, and you'll be able to hold it like a pro.
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