It's official: the interns have figured out when to leave the office. Gone are the days of micromanaging, overpaying, and overworking. They've cracked the code.
Apparently, the interns have been secretly studying the ancient art of office departure timing. They've mastered the art of leaving just before the coffee machine runs out of free refills.
But how did they do it?
- Conducted thorough research on coffee refill schedules
- Consulted with experts in the field (aka the coffee machine)
- Deployed an army of intern spies to gather intel on their coworkers' coffee habits
Now, they've created a comprehensive guide for optimal departure timing:
- Leave 15 minutes before the 2 PM coffee refill
- Leave 20 minutes before the 10 AM coffee refill
- Leave exactly at 3 PM sharp (don't be late for happy hour)
Don't even get them started on the art of finding the best time to leave on a Friday.