Creative Catastrophe: The Wednesday Wasteland

Where the coffee machine has been broken since Monday, and the stapler has been "reassigned" to the supply closet, which is actually just a cardboard box in the break room.

Our fearless leader, Our Fearless Leader, has declared this Wednesday to be a day of "creative reorganization." In other words, we're all just making stuff up as we go along.

• Meet our new "team of highly skilled and highly caffeinated" interns, who are tasked with "discovering" the company's new mission statement.
• Witness the miracle of our "streamlined" workflow, where every meeting runs 30 minutes late, and the coffee machine still doesn't work.
• Tune in to our "live" podcast, where we'll be discussing the finer points of "What's for Lunch?" in excruciating detail.

Read more about our new mission statement here, or here for a detailed breakdown of our "streamlined" workflow.