**Breaking News**
Reports are coming in that the Coffee Council has declared a state of emergency due to the recent surge in coffee consumption. Caffeine levels have reached critical, and citizens are advised to stay alert and hydrated at all costs.
Meanwhile, rumors of a secret underground bunker stocked with artisanal cold brews and craft syrups are circulating. Insiders claim the bunker is hidden beneath the city's most popular coffee shop, "The Daily Grind".
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