It Issues
Printer Issues
Our printer has been jammed for the past 3 days. We've tried everything from banging it with a wrench to bribing it with extra paper.
Estimated time to fix: 4 hours 37 minutes 14 seconds
Caused by: Overuse of sarcasm
Internet Issues
Our internet speed has been throttled due to excessive browsing of cute cat videos.
Estimated time to fix: 1 hour 2 minutes 14 seconds
Caused by: Uncontrollable addiction
Bathroom Issues
The toilet paper holder has been stolen. Again.
Estimated time to fix: 5 minutes 1 second
Caused by: Office goblin
Phone Issues
The company phone number has been changed to 1-800-555-MAGIC.
Estimated time to fix: 2 hours 14 minutes 21 seconds
Caused by: IT Manager's birthday wish
IT Issues
We're not sure what's causing the issues, but it's probably something you did.
Estimated time to fix: unknown
Caused by: Your incompetence
