Breaking News:
It's been discovered that the office coffee machine has been secretly serving up more than just coffee. A rogue stain, dubbed "The Stain of Chaos," has been found on the carpet, leading investigators to suspect foul play.
We've obtained a copy of the memo detailing the alleged cover-up:
Memo-3: The Stain's Origins Revealed
Stay tuned for further updates as this scandal continues to unfold.