THE ULTIMATE COFFEE SURVIVAL GUIDE

Welcome, weary office dwellers!

Are you tired of the daily grind?

DO YOU NEED COFFEE?!

We have solutions for that.

Option 1: STEAL COFFEE FROM THE CEO'S OFFICE (But not really, that's just mean)

Just kidding, that's not a good idea.

But seriously, here are some real solutions:

• Buy a coffee machine that's not from 1995
• Make coffee at home (but only if you're really desperate)
• Just ask Jane (but don't tell anyone)