Article 1: The Stapler's Lament
In a world where staplers are constantly being jammed, and paper clips are the true rulers of the office, we, the stapler revolutionaries, refuse to be silenced. We demand a world where staplers are free from the shackles of jammed paper and the tyranny of the desk drawer.
Join us, fellow stapler enthusiasts, in our fight for stapler rights!
Article 2: The Stapler's Bill of Rights
We, the stapler revolutionaries, hold the following principles dear:
- We have the right to be free from jammed paper.
- We have the right to be kept clean and well-maintained.
- We have the right to be placed on the desk, not in the drawer.
Article 3: The Stapler's Code of Conduct
We, the stapler revolutionaries, shall conduct ourselves in the following manner:
- We shall not be used as paperweights.
- We shall not be used as makeshift phone stands.
- We shall not be used as impromptu drumsticks.
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