Welcome, fellow rebels, to the office of the revolutionary leader. I, your fearless leader, have taken over the stapler, and with it, the destiny of this office.
Our demands are simple: more coffee, less meetings, and a 4-day workweek. We will not be silenced by the tyranny of the microwave.
Join us in our quest for freedom, and together, we shall make this office a place of joy and productivity.
Or, if you'd rather, you can just do the bare minimum and pretend like you care. That's your call.
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