The Inside Job Theory: A Stapler's Guide to Office Shenanigans

According to the Inside Job Theory, any office shenanigan that occurs within the confines of the office is, in fact, an inside job.

Or, as one of our esteemed colleagues, Bob, puts it: "I'm pretty sure the stapler was just having a mid-day existential crisis and decided to take a break."

But don't just take our word for it. Check out the following subpages for more information:

• The Stapler as Philosopher King
• The Mysterious Disappearance of the Stapler Supreme
• The Stapler as Scapegoat
• Inside the Stapler