Are you tired of being productive? Do you want to turn your office into a never-ending game of "who can napping the longest"? Look no further than MicroWave 9000, the ultimate microwave napping device.
With our patented (totally not patented) technology, you can heat up your favorite snack and then promptly fall asleep on your desk, all while your coworkers are busy trying to wake you up.
Features:
- Heats up your snack of choice to a perfectly napping-inducing temperature
- Automatically adjusts the napping time based on your snacking speed
- Includes a built-in coffee machine that dispenses a shot of espresso to jolt you awake... not