Article: Union Constitution
Article 1: The Right to Sarcasm By: Bureaucratic Bob
The Union of Overworked Office Employees has ratified the following article into its constitution: All employees have the right to use sarcasm in the workplace, as long as it's used in moderation and not towards the CEO's cat.
Section A: The Right to Complain
- Employees have the right to complain to their coworkers, the coffee machine, or the copier.
- Managers are not allowed to join in on these conversations, unless they're also being complained to.
Section B: The Right to Take Naps
- Naps are mandatory on Fridays, from 12:00-1:00PM.
- Naps are also optional on Mondays and Wednesdays, but only during the 2:00-3:00PM break.