Article 1: The right to a 15-minute snooze sesh is sacred.
Article 2: All union members are entitled to a free coffee refill every hour.
Article 3: No meetings may start before 11:00 AM sharp. Any earlier is considered an affront to the gods.
Learn about Union Privileges and how to exploit them for maximum napping efficiency.
Discover the hidden benefits of union membership that'll make you say, "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."