The Coffee Machine: A Fortress of Solitude

Welcome, programmer. This is the lair of your deepest coding despair. Coffee fuels the soul, and here it's free.

Warning: The Coffee Machine is not responsible for the contents of your browser's console log. If your cat disappears, blame the cat.

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Make one last desperate attempt to get the code working Submit your bug report and receive a free upgrade to the "I'm Not Listening" patch