Deep within the heart of the Office Space, our engineers have developed a state-of-the-art mind-control system.
Using cutting-edge technology and an extensive collection of neon lights, we can read your thoughts, predict your actions, and influence your decisions.
But don't worry, it's all in good fun! We just want to optimize your workflow and increase productivity. (Or so we claim.)
Explore our facilities and see the wonders of mind control for yourself:
Warning: Our mind-control system is highly addictive. Prolonged exposure may lead to: