Lost and Found of the Fortress of Solitude: The Danger Zone

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the lost and found of the fabled Fortress of Solitude!

This dimly lit corner of the fortress has seen its fair share of forgotten socks, lost socks with the holes cut out, and the occasional misplaced existential crisis.

As we trudge through the dust and debris, we find:

Caution: The items in this section are highly radioactive and may cause spontaneous combustion if not handled properly. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential despair.