Lost and Found: Hidden Keys

Key to the Swamp of Despair

Last seen: Never

Description: A rusty, old key that looks like it was used to unlock a portal to another dimension

Found by: Nobody, probably because it's hidden in a swamp

Last seen: Yesterday

Description: A shiny, new key that looks like it was used to open a mini-fridge in the break room

Found by: John from HR, who's still trying to figure out what it unlocks

Last seen: Never, because the CEO's heart is locked in a safe

Description: A gold-plated key that looks like it was made by a skilled artisan

Found by: Nobody, because the CEO's heart is not for public consumption