It's been 30 minutes since I last saw my keys. I've looked everywhere, but they're nowhere to be found. I've even checked the fridge, the couch, and the fridge again. It's as if they've been abducted by aliens or something.
Maybe they're at the neighbors', I've heard they have a thing about keys. Or perhaps they're at their neighbors', their neighbors', their neighbors', their neighbors'... I've also checked under the bed. It's not like I haven't done that before.I'll never give up hope. I'll keep looking until I find those keys. Or until I find the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or until I find a decent Wi-Fi signal.