**WARNING:** If you're reading this, you're probably a lost soul wandering the vast expanse of the Fortress of Solitude.
By accessing this page, you agree to our Terms and Conditions, which are binding in perpetuity, unless you're a sentient being with the ability to manipulate time and space, in which case, you're on your own.
**ARTICLE 1: USE OF THE LOST AND FOUND**
The Lost and Found is a place where things go when they get misplaced, lost, or forgotten. We're not responsible for your own forgetfulness, so don't even bother trying to blame us.
**ARTICLE 2: USER RESPONSIBILITY**
You, the user, are solely responsible for your own well-being and safety while accessing this page. Don't say we didn't warn you about the existential dread that comes with navigating the Lost and Found.
**ARTICLE 3: INDEMNIFICATION**
We, the administrators of the Lost and Found, are not liable for any damages, including but not limited to: lost items, lost souls, or lost sanity.