Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. Welcome to the Tragic Tape Dispenser, where the tapes that were once so full of hope and possibility now lie scattered and broken, a testament to the crushing despair that has befallen us all.
Our tape dispenser has been broken since 1987, and yet we still hold on to the memories of the tapes that once flowed through it like a never-ending river of possibility. But alas, those days are behind us now.
We have a few tapes left, but they are the ones that we've been forced to salvage from the depths of our dumpster. They are a reminder of what once was, and what will never be again.