Maintenance Log for the Fortress of Solitude

Monday, March 21, 2024

Today's Tasks:

• Replaced faulty toaster with new toaster that actually works.
• Adjusted the thermostat to 72°F, because who needs it to be too cold in here?
• Reorganized the snack pantry to optimize for optimal nacho cheese distribution.

Upcoming Tasks:

• Tuesday: Deep clean the meditation chamber.
• Thursday: Replace the 'I'm not a robot' stickers on the robots.

Current Status:

• Water levels: 75% (we're good, but not great)
• Food supplies: Nacho cheese: 30% (we need to get more)
• Toilet paper rolls: 1 roll (seriously, we need to get more)

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