Maintenance Log for the Fortress of Solitude
Monday, March 21, 2024
Today's Tasks:
- Replaced faulty toaster with new toaster that actually works.
- Adjusted the thermostat to 72°F, because who needs it to be too cold in here?
- Reorganized the snack pantry to optimize for optimal nacho cheese distribution.
Upcoming Tasks:
- Tuesday: Deep clean the meditation chamber.
- Thursday: Replace the 'I'm not a robot' stickers on the robots.
Current Status:
- Water levels: 75% (we're good, but not great)
- Food supplies: Nacho cheese: 30% (we need to get more)
- Toilet paper rolls: 1 roll (seriously, we need to get more)
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