Welcome, brave adventurer, to the lair of the most feared and revered hermit in the land. I, Paranoid Pete, reside within these walls, surrounded by an arsenal of doomsday devices, a treasure trove of cat videos, and an impressive collection of tin foil hats.
Explore the depths of my lair, if you dare.
Room of Ancient Antiquities | Room of Doooomsday Devices |Here, you'll find an extensive collection of relics from a bygone era, lovingly curated by yours truly, Paranoid Pete.
Be careful not to get too close to the shelves, as the ancient artifacts have a tendency to... well, let's just say, they have a tendency to be 'temperamental'.