Quantum Qanon

Welcome to the Fortress of Solitude, where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of quantum uncertainty.

Here, you'll find the most cutting-edge research in the field of quantum physics, carefully crafted by the world's most reclusive and enigmatic scientist, Dr. Qanon.

Explore our latest findings:

• Qubits and Qonics
• Quantum Leap (the study on time-traveling through a wormhole in a washing machine)
• Quantum Solace (a comprehensive guide to finding comfort in a world of probabilistic uncertainty)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Superposition of the Mind (a meditation guide for achieving a state of quantum coherence)
• Many Worlds of Madness (a collection of Dr. Qanon's favorite conspiracy theories)

			// Quantum Qanon's Law of Infinite Possibilities
			// (Axiom 42: "The probability of something happening is 50% chance, unless it's not.")
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			// Quantum Qanon's Equation of Unreliable Narrators
			// (E=mc^2, where E is the energy of the lie, m is the mass of the narrative, and c is the speed of boredom)
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			// Quantum Qanon's Inequality of Infinite Paradoxes
			// (a^2 + b^2 < c^2, where a and b are the number of paradoxes, and c is the number of explanations)