TO DO LIST FOR THE APOCALYPSE

1. Find a way to escape the post-apocalyptic wasteland

2. Steal a few Zeppos from the last remaining gas station

3. Construct a makeshift raid to take down the remaining roving gangs

4. Establish a new government (with an emphasis on free pizza)

5. Learn to play the DJ decks, because the world as we knew it is GONE

6. Build an ark to ride out the coming flood (which will be a metaphorical one)

7. Discover the meaning of life (preferably with a margarita in hand)