Eraser Boards: Where Ideas Go to Die
Welcome to the Eraser Board, where the only thing we're erasing is our sanity.
We're not just talking about your average, everyday eraser board. No, we're talking about the kind where you can erase your deepest fears, your most crushing anxieties, and your nagging sense of purpose.
How it Works
Simply place your thoughts on the board, and we'll take care of the rest.
Our patented Eraser-O-Matic technology uses the latest in advanced nanotechnology to erase your worries, concerns, and hopes and dreams. It's like magic, but not that magic.
Features
- Erases 99.9% of all thoughts
- Leaves no residue (we think)
- No side effects (except for occasional existential dread)
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is this a real solution to the human condition?
A: Nope.
Q: Will it work on my cat?
A: Only if the cat has thoughts. Most cats don't.
Q: Can I use it to erase my student loans?
A: Sorry, kid. That's not how it works.