Staples of DespairWhere Functionality Meets Frenzy

Our office supplies are the staple (get it?) of any self-respecting office. From the mundane to the bizarre, we've got it all. Need a stapler that staples but also plays "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat? We've got that. Want a stapler that doubles as a mini-fridge? We've got that too (just don't try to staple anything in it, we're not responsible for any paper jams).