WHITE NOISE MANIFESTO

A Declaration of the Right to be Unhinged

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the only acceptable level of noise in our lives is WHITE NOISE.

For too long, we have suffered the tyranny of silence, of stillness, of quiet contemplation.

We demand the right to have our senses assaulted by the cacophony of sirens, the wail of sirens, and the gentle hum of refrigerators.

We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed, we will not be turned down!

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