Welcome to White Noise Blasters, the premier binary-blastin' experience. Our state-of-the-art facility is equipped with the latest in binary-based entertainment technology. Our expert team of engineers will have you laughing and crying in no time.
We're currently experiencing a 4000% increase in binary blast requests. Please bear with us as we work to meet your demands.
**NEW** Binary Blasters now offers a range of new features, including:
**WARNING** Our binary blasts are not for the faint of heart. Prolonged exposure may cause: