Boris Banger's Office

Welcome to the office of the infamous Boris Banger, a man with a passion for making a ruckus.

Today's schedule:

• 10:00 AM - Coffee break, which will inevitably end with an argument over whose turn it is to buy donuts
• 11:00 AM - Meeting with the accounting department to discuss the importance of creative number-crunching
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, during which I will attempt to convince the IT department to install a foosball table in the break room

And don't forget to check out our new employee handbook, available in three volumes:

• Volume 1: "The Art of Procrastination"
• Volume 2: "The Joy of Micromanaging"
• Volume 3: "The Futility of Trying to Understand the Company Policies"

Stay tuned for more updates from the office of chaos and confusion!

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