The Great Break Room Debacle
It's 3 PM and you're stuck in a conference room with a microwavable dinner that's been sitting in the break room since 1987. The coffee machine's on the fritz, and the air conditioning's been busted since the Clinton administration. You're starting to think the break room is actually a portal to another dimension, where time and sanity are mere suggestions.
- Why do we have a "help yourself" policy, but no help?
- Is it too much to ask for a functioning coffee machine?
- Who decided it was a good idea to put a 1987-era microwave in the break room?