By order of the Management of the Inefficiency, the break room has been reorganized to maximize inefficiency. The new layout is as follows:
• Coffee machine: 3 feet from the microwave, still not close enough.
• Fridge: 2 feet from the trash, because who needs food safety?
• Sink: Now located next to the copier, because who needs a clean workspace?
We hope you enjoy your new and "improved" break room!
For more information on the reorganization committee, visit The Reorganization Committee
Or if you'd like to complain about the new layout, visit The Break Room Grievance Page