CEO Achievements: Survived Meeting 1

Today, I survived meeting 1. It was a harrowing experience.

• Managed not to get too many emails about the Johnson account
• Did not get lost in a sea of pointless PowerPoint slides
• Kept my lunch away from the conference table
• Maintained eye contact with at least 3 people at all times

Other notable achievements:

• Brewed coffee in meeting
• Secretly checked emails on phone during meeting

Tomorrow, the real challenges begin: Meeting 2.