Awards and Honors for the Supreme Leader
The year of 2021 has seen a plethora of accolades bestowed upon our fearless leader
For being the most feared and revered leader in the office
- Golden Toaster Award: For consistently burning the most coffee in the office
- Best Boss Ever Award: For being the most creative way to get out of meetings
- Most likely to be Late Award: For consistently arriving at meetings with 5 minutes to spare (or not)
- Most likely to be Right Award: For being the only one who truly knows what's going on
A special thank you to HR for not having to give me a performance review this year