The CEO of Eaten Pizza, a company renowned for its questionable decision-making, has been known to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting. Our team of experts (and one intern) have calculated that the CEO consumes approximately 4.7 pizzas per week. We're not saying it's a problem, but we're also not saying it's not a problem.
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