Monday: "Meet and greet with my therapist, who's also our company lawyer"

Tuesday: "Tacos and tantrums, because that's just how I like to start my week"

Wednesday: "Meet with our 'influencer' partners to discuss 'brand synergy'"

Thursday: "TBD, because my assistant forgot to schedule anything"

Friday: "Fire people, or possibly just reorganize the break room again"

See last week's Break Room Reorganization

Feel free to email me at ceo@white-noise.com with any questions or complaints.