Employee of the Month: Bob "The Budget Bomber"
We're not exactly sure what happened, but it appears Bob managed to single-handedly blow the entire budget to smithereens. His creative accounting practices have left us questioning the very fabric of reality.
Some highlights of Bob's "achievements" include:
- Accidentally purchasing 1000 units of "Essential" staplers
- Funding a "Research" project to study the aerodynamics of stapler-throwing
- Buying a year's supply of coffee
We're still trying to figure out what exactly Bob was thinking, but we're pretty sure it wasn't "I love my job."