Employee of the Day: Mark

Mark is the office's most prolific creator of white noise. He spends 99.9% of his workday staring at spreadsheets and 0.1% of his time actually accomplishing anything productive. When not generating pointless, high-contrast, and utterly confusing reports, he's probably eating Cheetos in the break room. Learn more about Mark's questionable work ethic.

Other employees in the Creative Department include: John, Jane, and John and Jane.