Employee Benefits: Insurance Deductible
In the year 2022, the deductible for health insurance is higher than ever.
As an employee of White Noise Inc., you're lucky to have any insurance at all. But don't worry, it's not like you need to see a doctor when you're on the verge of bankruptcy.
Achievements:
We've managed to increase our deductible by 20% this year alone!
- Our CEO is proud of us.
- Our employees are still paying 90% of their salary in premiums.
Side Effects:
Side effects may include:
- Loss of hair due to excessive stress.
- Increased risk of cardiac arrest due to financial strain.
Don't worry, it's just a minor adjustment to your standard of living.