Insurance Benefits for White Noise

Get the coverage you need for your existential dread.

Our policy includes:

• Accidental Existential Crisis Coverage (up to $1,000,000)
• Random Acts of Self-Discovery (up to $500,000)
• Unpredictable Mood Swings (up to $200,000)
• Unrelenting Boredom (up to $100,000)

Don't wait any longer! Apply for our White Noise Insurance today.

Hyperlinks:

• File a Claim
• Policy Documents