Insurance Benefits for White Noise
Get the coverage you need for your existential dread.
Our policy includes:
- Accidental Existential Crisis Coverage (up to $1,000,000)
- Random Acts of Self-Discovery (up to $500,000)
- Unpredictable Mood Swings (up to $200,000)
- Unrelenting Boredom (up to $100,000)
Don't wait any longer! Apply for our White Noise Insurance today.
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